| BASTARDS GENERAL WARNING :Unicycling with the Bastards is hazardous to your health and is proven to excacerbate pre-existing conditions such as, but not limited to, difficulty concentrating, trouble walking in a straight line, the inability to operate heavy machinery, and bleeding. Anyone under the age of 18 should not even think about joining the Bastards on any of their ill-conceived and dangerous rides. Those over the age of 18 should seriously consider the consequences of their actions and plan accordingly for long term assisted living. |
