THESE ONE WHEELED DEATH TRAPS WILL RUN OVER YOUR BABY!! > Articles > Unicycling and External Genitalia: What, me worry?
You will not find this on Unicyclist community.
You won’t get this from the unicycles for Christ bunch.
and unicycle.com definitely doesn’t want you to know the stark ugly truth about what unicycling does to your meat and two veg.
You will only get this truth from the Unicycle Bastards.
I’ve put together a medley of unicycle related emergency room injury photos, all come from the Unicycle Bastards MUNI”:/link to Dopers muni column”, Unicycle Polo and security patrol injuries. Brace yourself. . . it’s the straight-up truth, baby. . . . . .
Common among those new to unicycling, the first type of injury is a simple testicle hernia from a pile driver drop off of an autobody frame rack.
Several bastards have personally experienced the burn and discomfort from riding even a short distance on a Torker seat.
And the granddaddy of unicycle related taint and testicle injuries: Complete degradation of the skin of the scrotum following hitting a tree while on security patrol.
A wise Bastard once said, “You have to know where your testicles are at all times”. Wise words indeed. Happy trails
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