Home of Portland's premier Unicycle Gang: the Unicycle Bastards

BREAKING NEWS

4/16/10

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watch them now

3/13/10

EXPOSURE:

UnicycleBastards interviewed in Haunted Happenings PDX

3/4/10

Well Looky here! A POSTER!

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Artist Extraordinaire: Cassandra Swan

Tired of the Farrah Fawcett and Hang in there baby posters hanging in your Mom’s basement uh,er, your bedroom? Get your own poster HERE

2/6/10

CLICK CLICK, BoooM!

Zombie blood tastes like chocolate!!!

who knew?

They’re coming….. to Filmed By Bike from Burk Webb on Vimeo.

1/20/10

They’re coming to get you, Barbara!

Filming for the UBKZA Webisodes will begin in earnest this coming SUNDAY (1/24/10)!!! If you want to be a zombie extra, please feel free to contact the unicyclebastards. If you hear moaning, smell rotting flesh, and see burning cars in your neighborhood, please don’t call the police. Instead, bring beer and sandwiches. Saaaaaaaandwiches!

01/15/10

EXPOSURE

TIME.COM article featuring the UPWC 09 !!

01/01/10

EXPOSURE:

UnicycleBastards interviewed in MOMENTUM MAGAZINE!

12/11/09

Rocks do NOT make good pillows. Not fluffy at all. No siree, bob. 1211092117

6/03/09

UPWC09

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2/14/09:


Ben Hurt III Chariot Wars – Love Hurts from Becket Lauten on Vimeo.

Unicycle Bastards Kick Zombie Ass (the trailer)

Big news boys and girls! Big news indeed!

Have you heard?

The Bastards starred in their second Yoyodyne productions project this april!! Burk Webb, aka our Godfather, has created yet another delightful film involving, yes you guessed it, Us Truly. It debuted at the 2008 FILMED BY BIKE film festival in portland.

Go to our “gallery” section to see the video!

100 Mile Camel Toe.