Unicycle Bastards Invade Seattle
Home of Portland's premier Unicycle Gang: the Unicycle Bastards
Poose – A Beginner’s Tale
So I’m going out for a trail ride. There is a first for everything. The choices: should I take the Torker 24” AX or the KH29; the choice might be obvious to anyone, but this KH is almost a virgin and I’ve ridden the Torker like a slutty whore for months playing polo. I’m still uncomfortable mounting the KH. The dice falls for the KH. It is time to break her in, time to see what she is good for.
Pedalpalooza! Cirque Du Cycling!
June is full for pedal-powered fun! With over 200 bike+unicycle events in 2 weeks, 2 parades and a fair there is no better place to have fun than Portland!
POLO!
Yeah, I know, unicycle polo sounds as silly as synchronized swimming. But have you ever tried either? Terrific workout and terrifically (sic) good fun! Polo, I mean. I can’t stand using waterproof hairspray. Plus I do not look good in a one piece speedo. No siree-bob!
Where? When? 6:30pm @ Alberta Park Just about EVERY thursday of the month (Keep your Glazzies peeled on the listserve for info). Mallets and balls are supplied by the bastards as long as appropriate alcoholic donations continue. Bring yer Uni! Bring yer 2×2s ! Bring yer triple antibiotic ointment!
We need ski poles!
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Unicycle Bastards Kick Zombie Ass (the trailer)
Big news boys and girls! Big news indeed!
Have you heard?
The Bastards starred in their second Yoyodyne productions project this april!! Burk Webb, aka our Godfather, has created yet another delightful film involving, yes you guessed it, Us Truly. It debuted at the 2008 FILMED BY BIKE film festival in portland.
Go to our “gallery” section to see the video!
100 Mile Camel Toe.
